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Thought criminal working the gulags (aka community service) December 18, 2004

Posted by Matt Hurst in Uncategorized.
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Citizen TIE has been found guilty of the crimes trespassing on the public’s property past state curfew, and endangering his proletariat brothers by the consumption of two alcoholic beverages under the age of 21. My penance for crimes against the state and my fellow brothers is to work the gulags in autobahn beautification measures (picking up litter). “Work is good for the soul” the Gestapo was heard saying, carefully monitoring us to make sure no further thought crimes are brought forth through our fraternizing. As I trudge through what society has found useless or thrown out of their speeding freedom transportation vehicles (otherwise known as cars and trucks), you might find an empty bottle of victory juice on the side of the road.
Freedom is slavery.

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