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i am not a crook, and i know i would have joined the resistance August 13, 2005

Posted by Matt Hurst in Uncategorized.
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The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 13% antitolerant, and 9% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism (“patriotism” for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would’ve left the country.

One bad scenario — as I hypothetically project you back in time — is that you just wouldn’t have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don’t interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I’m gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930’s, you would not have been a Nazi.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

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You scored higher than 31% on brainwashworthy
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You scored higher than 5% on antitolerant
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You scored higher than 4% on patriotic
Link: The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid
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1. nilsinedeo - August 13, 2005

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 40% antitolerant, and 9% blindly patriotic

Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values
and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind
Patriotism (“patriotism” for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would’ve left the country.

One bad scenario — as I hypothetically project you back in time — is
that you just wouldn’t have cared one way or the other about Nazism.
Maybe politics don’t interest you enough. But the fact that you took
this test means they probably do. I’m gonna give you the benefit of the
doubt.
Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the
beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was
brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible
you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930’s, you would not have been a Nazi.

My test tracked 3 variables: How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 47% on brainwashworthyYou scored higher than 59% on antitolerantYou scored higher than 5% on patriotic

Link: The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid

2. nilsinedeo - August 13, 2005

I think by “antitolerant” he means “proud”, because I’m definitely not an everyone hater. oi

3. skewgee - August 13, 2005

don’t know about that, i got 9% and i said i have no pride in my background and accept any discrimination against anyone. rigged

i will take any survey jason bateman writes up (even if they are bogus)


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