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Christmas Card December 17, 2005

Posted by Matt Hurst in Uncategorized.
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Dear Santa…

Dear Santa,

This year I’ve been busy!

In February I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn’t yield (-8 points). Last Monday I set ‘s puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Wednesday I helped across the street (6 points). Last Tuesday and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last Sunday I bought porn for (10 points).

Overall, I’ve been naughty (-47 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
Skewgee

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1. nilsinedeo - December 17, 2005

Dear Santa…Dear Santa,This year I’ve been busy!In March I pulled ‘s hair (-5 points). In November I gave a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In July I bought porn for (-10 points). Last Thursday and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last Tuesday on a flight to Bangladesh, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Overall, I’ve been naughty (-54 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,nilsinedeo

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WTF??? How come my buying porn for you is naughty, but you buying porn for someone else is good? I feel cheated. 😦

2. nilsinedeo - December 17, 2005

Dear Santa…Dear Santa,This year I’ve been busy!Last Friday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn’t yield (-8 points). Last Monday I bought porn for (10 points). Last Saturday I gave a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last month I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Wednesday I helped hide a body (-173 points). Overall, I’ve been naughty (-876 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,nilsinedeo

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ALIHSFLKHSDLSLKHDSLKHDLSKDSSD

3. skewgee - December 17, 2005

looks like you’re digging yourself a hole here


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