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V for Victory April 6, 2006

Posted by Matt Hurst in Uncategorized.

Attention all party members:
Big Brother fights corruption inside out – party members step in disgrace as they turn to the resistance. Distinguished brother Delay has volunatrily stepped down to offer new space for brothers in the victory effort at hand. BB says it will come with the new world after the peace over Eurasia has been achieved. Victory is almost at hand after your brother’s manuever of perfection over East Asia
Says Delay:
“I was a party member, seduced by the resistance. Jack Abramoff and Russ Feingold taught me to hate Big Brother. I willingly collaborated with the enemy spread black propaganda against the party. I promoted prostitution to deliberately spread sphylis. I spread lies and killed men on the front lines by destroying their morale at home. I cannot ask for your forgiveness, but I only tell of these wicked acts to you asking that you might share my love for Big Brother.”

Then two gin-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. The struggle was finnished – he had won victory over himself.

1.) You love Big Brother
2.) NO*


(*- Big Brother is watching you)



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